May 2013
lifewithnomoreyesterdays:
I’m in love with Jon
there it’s out now ya know
ringostarring:
ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
bIG
MEATY
CLAWS
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS...
If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.
– A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner (via milktree)
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reallyreallyreallytrying:
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
thepensivebrony:
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
pippa6100:
I can’t believe Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, bought tumblr
I’m gonna pick a fight because he made me feel like shit and I’m upset and he should know
Though there are points that have made it the best, senior year has actually been the worst year of my life
potential-and-difference:
prop-215:
dazegetbrighter:
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
I am sad today.
last night I tried to romantically sing little things to rohin and he just asked if I was done and ugh
lifewithnomoreyesterdays:
my body feels very strange because relay
dear god I don’t know how i’m going to stay up for all of relay
Today I was cuddling with Rohin and I accidentally said ‘get your penis away from mine’ and he just stared at me.
lust1ng:
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK STEFAN YOU GUYS WHAT IS HAPPENING
I literally want to die after that finale
“I’m trying to feel bad but I can’t sorry.”
Such a sincere soul. Bitch.
jwisser:
thepasta-nerada:
vvrathia:
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
beginsagain:
eyesopen:
on a scale of 1 to forever & always (piano edition) how depressed are you
the live version of all too well
so fucking drained
So I made my schedule for the fall semester and it was stupid and stressful and I don’t want to do this and I just want to sleep but I can’t fall asleep
I don’t want to go to orientation I want to sleep ugh
100 Days until City of Bones
how to boys
foie:
greet
chat
chat
chat
joke
joke
joke
joke
compliment appearance
compliment personality
flirt
flirt
flirt
hug
hug
hug
hug
hug
hug
amorous hug
amorous hug
first kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
make out
make out
make out
make out
woo-hoo
woo-hoo
woo-hoo
propose
Single handedly the worst night of my life
I still think Harry and Hermione should have ended up together. SHOOT ME I DON’T CARE
ianoshea:
Is it a Divergent edit or is it a TFIOS edit,a game for tumblr users.
Whenever she pisses me off I just wanna yell “HE DOESN’T EVEN LIKE YOU”
Like why’d you have to get a dress the same exact color as mine WHY
GATSBYYYYY
homurahomo:
cronistic-tribute:
homurahomo:
sometimes i forget nipples exist…. think about it… even obama has nipples…. even dogs have nipples…. maybe even jesus had nipples…
jesus had fucking nipples, dude
whoa now…. dont force ur beliefs onto me
pyreclaws:
prettyinpinkprep:
If you ever think I’m a good role model, just know this: I took a poison ivy plant and rubbed it all over this girl’s car that I hated in high school. Horrifically that same day, she was carpooling 3 other girls that I didn’t like to the mall. The next day they came in covered in rashes and had to give the pe teacher a note because it had spread in unsavory...
I suspect it’s difficult for men to imagine a world in which their bodies have...
– Stop Catcalling Me (via urbancopy)
fromwhichyouraccentcomes:
If the sun were to explode, you wouldn’t even know about it for eight minutes
And nothing in the world gives me a heavier heart than knowing I wouldn’t be able to reach you before the world went dark.