taylor swift is like that aunt that tries to be “hip” with the young’ns and “with the times” and then asks you what does bae stand for and after you tell her she starts calling everything bae even the lamp next to the couch
HEY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE.
REALLY stressed cause im getting jon the best christmas present ever but i dont know if i should buy it now or wait and see if better~~~options come up and i don’t even trust saying it online because i already dont think i can keep it a secret for 3 months BUT IM SO STRESSED HELP ME
the funniest thing in twilight is when bella thinks that the guy she has a crush on might be a vampire so she goes home and just googles the word “vampire” it’s ridiculous but also exactly what I would do in that situation
“Marry me, Tess. Marry me and be Tessa Herondale. Or be Tessa Gray, whatever you wish to call yourself, but marry me and stay with me and never leave me, for I cannot bear another day of my life to go by that does not have you in it.”—The Infernal Devices—Clockwork Princess —Cassandra Clare —Will Herondale (via herondalegasm)